Best Martha Stewart Joke, Ever!

Sadly, I didn't write this joke [insert grumbling noises here]; that credit goes to Comedian Tim Allen of Home Improvement fame [insert grunting pig noises here]. But I thank my very talented friend, Sally Lentz (www.BigWits.com) for sending it to me.

"Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her ass to jail."

-- Tim Allen

Am I right or what? This is one of the funniest things I've heard all year!