First of all I had no
business being in Macy’s, especially the 34th Street Mothership. But
I was in the neighborhood, I needed a bra, and so there I was strolling through
the lingerie department like I had money and boobs.
my Mom’s birthday and she’s not happy about it. How can she be? She (and she is
not alone in this) has succumbed to the constant subliminal and overt cultural
messages that discount the value of older people in general and older women
Okay, we’re a few days in
and you’re still up for making a good-faith effort on your New Year’s resolutions.
If one of them is going to the gym, do yourself a favor. When you get there,
please don’t hate on the skinny girl.
I was excited about a new bit of material I’d
written because I’d only thought of it that morning; fleshed it out that day,
and gotten it up on-stage that night. That’s my personal stand-up comedy
trifecta. With some tweaking I think it can really be something.